assdict

A person, mostly male, who has a severe predilection for the posterior of an opposite sex over the other parts of their body.

I had a great time with this assdict who couldn't keep his hands off my ass. Never been with anyone who's so assdicted to me before!

by Cherrychick April 29, 2007

Assdicting

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017

assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.

Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

by dongjohnson May 12, 2015

Assdickery

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.

Thats pure assdickery.

by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

Assdick

the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.

"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."

by MelissaVanessa October 4, 2009

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

assdick

Adj.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.

1. "Wow I can't believe he was going out with five other girls," said Sydney to Felicia. "He is such an assdick!"

2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.

3. ASSDICK! Wait what?

by sydneyg February 23, 2009