Adj.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. "Wow I can't believe he was going out with five other girls," said Sydney to Felicia. "He is such an assdick!"
2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.
3. ASSDICK! Wait what?
2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.
3. ASSDICK! Wait what?
by sydneyg February 23, 2009
Acronym standing for:
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs
ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs
ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.
by baba ghonnorea January 12, 2021
noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.
adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."
by pandarex November 25, 2009
When your prolapsed rectum sticks out so far that when you stand sideways naked it looks like you have a dick sticking out of your ass.
by J. Addams March 10, 2007
Contraction or shorthand for the more common phrase, "dicking (someone) up the ass." Anal sex, male or female. Can be used as a noun or a verb, see below.
"Did anyone here assdick last night?" "How many guys did you assdick last weekend, Fred?"
Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."
Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."
by Joseph E. November 07, 2004
damn dude he was being a assdick
by dustinthepunk August 24, 2007
A scarcely documented and extremely rare medical condition in which the afflicted actually suffers from a dick hanging out of his or her ass.
Ross was born with such an enormous assdick that it looks like he is always wearing a diaper with ten pounds of doo doo in it.
by smeg nog August 28, 2008