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Assasinassed 

To have any area of your ass violated at anytime without your knowledge. Usually in reference to a pre-meditated attack on the ass, with the victim completely unaware of the violation.
My dad went to his annual work Christmas party last night and got so drunk that he passed out in the store room. He woke up hours later only to realise he had been assasinassed whilst unconscious.
Assasinassed by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006
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Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release