Assasing 

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...

"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."

Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011

Assasin2110 

A true blue friend you can count on to defend you in the midst of nasty rumors. Generally found fishing in w64 Also an amazing vid-maker.

P1: I would kill Krakkadoom
Assasin2110: Not if I have anything to do with it!!!
P2: You wouldn't kill anything but that ant out there...

Assasin2110 by Krakky August 6, 2010

Gooch Assasin 

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.

Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.

Gooch Assasin by The padre October 17, 2009

assasin 

you spelt it wrong you fucking moron

its assassin, idiot!

assasin by Allah August 3, 2004

assasins 

A misspelling of assassins

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?

assasins by Reincarnator May 5, 2007

anal assasin 

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

anal assasin by doogy man April 4, 2006

Assalingus 

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

Assalingus by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008