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A kangaroo with more than three and less than five asses.
My assaroo has four asses.
assaroo by Veromorphia September 17, 2006
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An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.
The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.
assroom by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010
The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed
Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up
Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011
sticking macaroni in your ass then shooting it out, and feeding it to your pet iguana
i made assaroni at vincents house in his bed naked
assaroni by atts214 March 3, 2011

Assbroofsu 

A sport in which two opponents compete and try to touch clamp their opponents ass in each hands
Yo we were playing assbroofsu last night at the park
Assbroofsu by Donkeytitties April 25, 2017

assafootafootawhichescuseme 

Joe Biden forgetting English exists, and pooping his pants
Joe Biden said: "Assafootafootawhichescuseme in the foothills of the himalayas with Xi Jinping"

Wayn Alsarookh? 

Used in several contexts, where the person asking is eagerly awaiting for something extraordinary to show up, happen or to be done.
The movie was a bit boring and slow-paced that Moayad started asking Wayn Alsaroukh? (The defining moment or plot twist)

Boys, the trip is almost done and we haven’t had a crazy experience, Wayn Alsarookh?!
Wayn Alsarookh? by Sam Aloqaily October 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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