assaroni

sticking macaroni in your ass then shooting it out, and feeding it to your pet iguana

i made assaroni at vincents house in his bed naked

assaroni by atts214 March 3, 2011

assadonic 

Beyond sardonic. Characterized by being extremely cynical, scornful, and mocking while having an assinine undertone.

Chad's attitude moved beyond sarcasm to assadonic after working with a bunch of dumbasses.

Chad wore an assadonic grin while mocking his bossses.

assadonic by Andi Seger April 8, 2008