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Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
dilemma by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008
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A difficult decision to chose one of two options
A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
Dilemma by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019
When your Mother-in-Law is driving your brand new Mercedes off a cliff.
Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
dilemma by SirWeathers December 29, 2016
"taxes are a huge dilemma"
dilemma by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Dilemma of non-fucketry 

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.
Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

dilemma of tacticool anime girl

When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.
Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .

bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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