ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

ass-puke by Rambler12013 August 10, 2008

Ass Puke 

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

Ass Puke by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

ass puke 

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

ass puke by foug March 26, 2003

Shit ass puke 

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

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Shit ass puke by Jakecameo April 24, 2021

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