ass-o'-ass 

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

ass-o'-ass by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

Ass o'Clock 

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.

"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."

Ass o'Clock by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

ass o'clock 

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

ass o'clock by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.

Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.

ass o' clock by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

Ass-o-Gram 

receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.

another way of having your ass handed to you.

>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?

>I got an 81%....you?

>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%

Ass-o-Gram by Bam 9 October 28, 2010

ass o' harray

ASS O' HARRAY is when a group of people do an ass celebration.
The definition being "Celebration Of Ass

We all went into an ass o' harray when our friend got into the new school.

ass o' harray by Sir Reubs The Great July 7, 2023

cup-o-ass 

the act of farting in your hand and then sticking your hand in someones face

i just cup-o-assed my little brother

cup-o-ass by David nielsen February 13, 2006