ass tracks

The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.

Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."

ass tracks by argonaht July 10, 2011

ass-tricks 

when you are going to the bathroom to poop but only fart, ass-tricks

man I just got off the toilet with some damn ass-tricks

ass-tricks by Gary the man with the defos March 9, 2021

Track-ass-bitch 

Any person who is on the receiving end of a belligerent drunks attempt to stir a fight

i.e. Drunk John says, "hey buddy you wanna start something" the buddy would be a Track-ass-bitch

Track-ass-bitch by Maxx and Kyle July 30, 2008

ass of the track team 

a person loved by all who TRULY know him/her and is put on this earth for the sole purpose of giving hilarious entertainment. often misunderstood at first, but given time, will win you over. falls a lot, can't seem to walk in a straight line without busting his/her ass. witty, comical, and often uses outdated phrases that no one gets but still gets a good laugh because of his/her apparent stupidity. made fun of constantly, but usually in a good natured way. this person will usually come off as a weirdo, outcast, loser, etc. but if you give them a chance, you will not regret it!

1. -hey look at that girl who just got hugged by a flannel-wearing bear and almost shit herself!
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."

ass of the track team by aottt 0 August 5, 2010

asstracks 

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.

I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.

asstracks by frankieman June 23, 2005

Asstracks 

●Unknown answer to where my shit goes after I poop

(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)

●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow

●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)

●Streaks of Shit

Person A: I wonder how many people were involved in the making of my toilet.

Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!

Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?

Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.

Asstracks by HighwordsUnheard February 18, 2018

asstrack 

1. This is the line or 'track' of poop left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. Sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared shit on a division administrator's desk.

3. Applied to anyone being a douchebag/asshole/meanyhead/player hater.

1. Aw, man, my favorite Chino's are ruined from a huge asstrack.

2. Did you hear how Treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge asstrack on her desk?

3. Did you see Fred break the tap on the keg? That guy is such an asstrack!

asstrack by Lautoro September 23, 2009