The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.
Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
by argonaht July 10, 2011
by Maxx and Kyle May 13, 2006
a person loved by all who TRULY know him/her and is put on this earth for the sole purpose of giving hilarious entertainment. often misunderstood at first, but given time, will win you over. falls a lot, can't seem to walk in a straight line without busting his/her ass. witty, comical, and often uses outdated phrases that no one gets but still gets a good laugh because of his/her apparent stupidity. made fun of constantly, but usually in a good natured way. this person will usually come off as a weirdo, outcast, loser, etc. but if you give them a chance, you will not regret it!
1. -hey look at that girl who just got hugged by a flannel-wearing bear and almost shit herself!
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."
by aottt 0 August 4, 2010