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ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
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slop ass

1) Being a drunken fool and falling all over the place while being under the influence of alchohol. 2) Someone who has a low tolerance and cannot hold their alcohol.
Johnny: DUDE! Check mesh outta BRO!
Timmy: SHUT UP JOHNNY! YOUR BEING A SLOP ASS.
by Jonny Toohot December 15, 2007
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Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga

A nigga who is Fat(obese) and sloppy! You may catch him with drool on the side of his mouth. He may still have coke residue in or around his nose. He still wears the same Coogie jacket he was wearing back in 1999....He may not own a toothbrush or toothpaste....
Damn this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga didn't own a toothbrush until he got with his girl?

Yo this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga was drooling and still had coke on his nose!
by SoulSnatcha July 29, 2020
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.
See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.
by Shollyman January 19, 2008
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slope ass

Someone who has no ass. When you look at their ass it's sloped down flat and inwards.
Look at that chick with the slope ass. Gross!
by hugedumps October 8, 2005
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louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck

The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.
Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.
by johnnydogbluff August 7, 2011
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