Definitions by hugedumps

Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".

Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Elf Shoe by hugedumps February 4, 2010

gristle gut 

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

gristle gut by hugedumps October 9, 2005

pinched face 

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.

Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.

pinched face by hugedumps October 8, 2005

slope ass 

Someone who has no ass. When you look at their ass it's sloped down flat and inwards.

Look at that chick with the slope ass. Gross!

slope ass by hugedumps October 8, 2005