Somebody from New York who gets drunk and fucks some dudes repeatedly in the ass while getting fucked in the ass himself and has complete memmory loss upon becoming sober and denies any the event ever took place. He honestly believes the pain in his ass is due to falling down the stairs.
My room mate brought all these dudes back to our room and engaged in gay sex while i pretended to be asleep. He is such a brooklyn ass pounder.
The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.
Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder
When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.