ass plumber
ass plumber by I love daniel April 4, 2003
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Plumbers ass
The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
Plumbers ass by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004
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assplumber
1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!
assplumber by Foetus McSwain August 15, 2007
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