ass-on
to elude quickly or scurry at a fast pace; can be used for escaping situations or urging someone to move along
ass-on by Poppa D 21 April 21, 2014
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ass on table
ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
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Ass On The Ceiling
Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"
Ass On The Ceiling by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008
ass on your shoulders
ass on your shoulders by Emby Quinn May 24, 2006
Ass On The Ceiling
Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people get shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. Usually ends with the words "Good Time"
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey, I promise you, you're gonna have fun at the party tonight, its gonna be an ass on the ceiling good time."
Ass On The Ceiling by Bryan Adelman May 26, 2008
Ass on Her Chest
term
referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.
Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.
referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.
Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.
Ass on Her Chest by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
ass on a tuesday
After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.
I can be said on other days also.
I can be said on other days also.
God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.
ass on a tuesday by BB October 21, 2004
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