ass off

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verb

The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.

I told Daniel to stay home while the neighbors where in our house, but he'd rather just ass off and go to the bar.

ass off by BigLJ April 2, 2007

Words you can keep

Ass-Off

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.

Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.

Ass-Off by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

ass-off laugh

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body

"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.

ass-off laugh by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

lmao my ass off by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018

laugh my ass off

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.

That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

laugh my ass off by 1st Squirt May 5, 2018

Freezing my ass off

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

laugh your ass off by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026