ass muddle 

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

ass muddle by skuldss May 31, 2011

Whitehall's bummy ass middle school 

a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)

"Whitehall's bummy ass middle school betta burn in hell cause that shit not the wave son."

Whitehall's bummy ass middle school by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere 

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere by HamStatler April 11, 2011

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

To be in the middle of nowhere.

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere by krista September 24, 2003

Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass

It means do things to you that I wouldnt even do to a farm animal.

Arab Dude: I have stolen our favorite goat.

Arab Father : Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass.

Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass by Godthereal1 February 3, 2012

middle up your ass 

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

middle up your ass by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. 

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021