ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshopper

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.

That dirty slut is an asshopper!

by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

Asspopper

An annoying person who also must like anal sex

Duckbear is an asspopper

by RVD August 3, 2003

Asshopper

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex

Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!

by Asshopper September 6, 2004

Asshopper

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.

"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.

by oaekl September 9, 2021