A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.
(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)
(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)
Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!
by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008
1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex
by Asshopper September 06, 2004
That dirty slut is an asshopper!
by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003
A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.
by oaekl September 09, 2021