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Asshopper 

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)
Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!
Asshopper by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshopper 

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.
That dirty slut is an asshopper!
asshopper by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

Asshopper 

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex
Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!
Asshopper by Asshopper September 6, 2004

Asshopper 

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.
"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.
Asshopper by oaekl September 9, 2021

king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar
1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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