A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.
(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)
(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)
Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!
by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008
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1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex
by Asshopper September 6, 2004
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by oaekl September 9, 2021
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King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
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2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004
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