1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex
Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!
