1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named
Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:
<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei
2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all
people on GUA
3. A horny man who likes anal sex