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A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."
I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.
assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004
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assmates 

couples in college that take classes together
I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.
assmates by catmcaul September 10, 2005

assmateloving 

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

assmateloving 

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026