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ass hattery by Juice November 9, 2004
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Ass Hattery
We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.
Ass Hattery by Swanika June 1, 2017
Related Words
asshattery • Mad Ass-Hatter • Asshatery • Asshatter • stop this asshatery • Ass battery • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape
ass-hatery
-the act of weaeing your ass as a hat
-being a dumbass
-performing fucked up stunts that the cast of jackass wouldn't even do
-being a dumbass
-performing fucked up stunts that the cast of jackass wouldn't even do
ass-hatery by meteu April 27, 2009
Mad Ass-Hatter
Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.
Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.
Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:
Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.
Example 2:
Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.
Example 2:
Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
Mad Ass-Hatter by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
asshattery
1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
asshattery
doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat
derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)
synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)
synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!
Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011
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