ass grind

A skateboarding term for a category of bail which involves the skater sliding quickly across a surface on his buttocks. This usually results from a poor landing from a ramp, lip or rail, or due to the skateboard biting on an irregularity on the street surface.

Joe was leaning back too far when he came off that rail and ended up doing a huge ass grind.

by GameboyRMH December 12, 2004

Daily Ass Grind

The girl with the gorgeous ass as work that makes the daily grind worth it.

Oh that sweet daily ass grind just walked by, I love my job.

by mrbingo December 1, 2011

Ass Dip Wall Grind

Pile driving someone in the ass upside down against the wall

Oh man, Jerry gave me such a rough ass dip wall grind last night in kids bedroom.

by dayuumdawg May 11, 2010

ass grinder

To pound ones ass with no lubrication.

Eric gave your wife the ol ass grinder last night.

by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007

grand canyon ass

wide ass with a deep, long crack. most likely a result of too much ass ramming

Her grand canyon ass was so big and wide, when I tried to hit it from behind, it sucked me in like a black hole

by assrammers August 20, 2008

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

Assgrind

1. to blind-sight and verbally assault another coworker at the office. 2. a high-strung co-worker on drugs 3. a co-worker with verbal diarrhea

Oh my god, I totally just got assgrinded.
Dude, you just got assgrinded.
She's being such an assgrind.
Look out, here comes assgrind.

by WriterInTheMts August 12, 2008