assrammers's definitions

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008

grand canyon ass

wide ass with a deep, long crack. most likely a result of too much ass ramming

Her grand canyon ass was so big and wide, when I tried to hit it from behind, it sucked me in like a black hole

by assrammers August 20, 2008