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Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger 

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20

National Finger Ass Day 

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

finger in the booty ass bitch 

A term used to describe someone who irritates others easily.
Kanye west.

That's why you're a finger in the booty ass bitch

finger popping each other's ass whole 

When some preferably puts ones finger in to his/her asshole/ bootyhole
Put your largest finger in someone's Ass whole/booty whole finger popping each other's ass whole

Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill

The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"

Shaky Ass Fingers

A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”
Shaky Ass Fingers by BigPutz41 April 28, 2022