A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"
A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”