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bump ass 

Broken, busted, crappy, shitty, junky, non-working, inoperative or just plain pisses you off.
I got stuck at that bump ass stop light twice.
bump ass by Shiznamslappy April 16, 2009
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Bump ass 

Anal sex
Bump ass. The receiving or giving sex by using the anus

Now and then, for a change we bump ass. It makes for a real change.
Bump ass by susieque February 26, 2010

ass bumps 

when your inside bumps go to the outside.
my dog, casey, was sniffing my butt and found my ass bumps!
ass bumps by The Ashleys August 3, 2006

Wooly Assbumper 

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.
"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."
Wooly Assbumper by BigChedda July 11, 2014

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026