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Ass Beetle 

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother
Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!
Ass Beetle by Fukaface! December 18, 2010
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ass beetle 

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.
"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."
ass beetle by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else
i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

Ass Beetles 

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.
John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.
Ass Beetles by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Hurdy ass beeter 

The gratest bestt weponn/guhn nown to mane kinde
I murderderd dat Hyperion basterrd with me hurdy ass beeter
Hurdy ass beeter by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

Hurdy ass beeter 

The gratest wepohn/guhn nown to mahn kinde
I murderderd dat Hyperion basterred with me hurdy ass beeter
Hurdy ass beeter by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020
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I hit a real purple patch.

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