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A small town at the tip of the thumb in Michigan. It is famous for being "Bean Capitol" of the world at one point in time. It is home to the beloved Kinde Polka Festival... the festival where you get drunk and polka until 4 AM every September. It is also home to the North Huron warriors who pride their colors of blue and gold. Major landmarks include the Kinde hill, the Kinde parking lot, and the Pasta House. Overall, it's just your typical small town full of wanna-be G's and thumbillies.
Where's the party at man? The party is in the classy town of Kinde, man.
Kinde by iceicebby December 31, 2010
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Kammi Kind 

Kammi Kind

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Drop Dead gorgeous smoking hot blonde Kammi Kind
Kammi Kind by ICCA October 21, 2013

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

Mwanandeke Kindembo 

Mwanandeke Kindembo, born November 11, 1996, Baraka, Democratic Republic of the Congo, is a Congolese author of self-help books. He's an engineer by profession, philosopher and social critic by necessity, and entrepreneur by choice.
Who's Mwanandeke Kindembo? Ans: Mwanandeke Kindembo is a well-built new age author & philosopher.
Mwanandeke Kindembo by Jasmine_N November 10, 2022
An incorrect misspelling in the game Animal Crossing New Horizons. This can be seen in the nook miles menu under "Gulliver's Travails". The typo was first discovered by a youtuber called Nick Robinson.
When you come across someone on a beach, you help them, setting a find example for all the island residents. Such kindess will surely find its way back to you.
Kindess by CaptainBackslap April 6, 2020

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

why is he kinda… 

Used when someone wants to call somebody or something attractive but doesn’t want to say it out loud/leaves what they wanna say unfinished or open to interpretation.

Used either for dramatic effect or because someone is embarrassed about calling someone/something attractive. Can also use why is she kinda… why are they kinda… why was that kinda… etc.
Person 1: ok but why is he kinda….yknow kinda like….he’s a bit…he’s very yknow 👀 he’s kind of…

Person 2: he’s definitely very…

Person 3: very what?

Person 1&2: yknow… he’s kind of hot.
why is he kinda… by itsjules September 7, 2021