1 definition by Metatron Agent of God

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A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.
"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."
by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003
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