ass beehonker 

an old, sick, gross man who takes little innocent boys to his house and anally rapes the poor defenseless children.

Mr. Hardy is an ass beehonker.

ass beehonker by clz-bigpimp April 26, 2004

ass beehonker 

quote from the SouthPark movie "BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT"

this is actually mis-spelled.
Its supposed to be "Ass BeLONKer" not BeHONKer.

"I doubt Mr.Garrison said:
'Eat Shit You Ass Belonker'."

ass beehonker by Ekim April 28, 2004

ass belonker 

One who eats from another's ass

Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker

ass belonker by Blah December 7, 2003

Ass Behonker Clown 

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.

"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"

Ass Behonker Clown by Nave September 29, 2005

anal-dwelling ass-belonker 

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

anal-dwelling ass-belonker by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

assbehonker 

sum one that fucks guys in the ass

Man,your're such a assbehonker,u banged 20 guys

assbehonker by AC December 26, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019