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Ass Balloon 

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
Ass Balloon by Brandumful May 18, 2015

Baboon ass 

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.
I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.
Baboon ass by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

Baboon Ass 

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...
OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"
Baboon Ass by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary
person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!
Balloon Ass by Bloxlol August 21, 2023

baboon ass 

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos
i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos
baboon ass by fuck you December 9, 2003

Baboon-ass pussy 

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.
Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?
Baboon-ass pussy by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009
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