ass baloon
ass baloon by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016
Ass Balloon
Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
Ass Balloon by Brandumful May 18, 2015
Baboon ass
Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.
Baboon ass by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005
Baboon Ass
A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...
OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"
Baboon Ass by chicagogofan February 22, 2010
Baboon-ass pussy
Baboon-ass pussy by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009