ass ape 

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.

My boss is a total ass ape.

ass ape by rob roy57 February 14, 2009

spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009

runnin like a striped ass ape 

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

runnin like a striped ass ape by snj8594 April 24, 2010

Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.

Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.

Ape-Ass by Burgeh August 19, 2013

Ape Ass 

2. Another word for dickhead.

Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!

Ape Ass by GhostRaichu(I have a big dick) February 4, 2017

MOTHER APE ASS! 

A song lyric sung by Jacksepticeye in his Happy Wheels song : All the way

Used to express dissatisfaction/anger

Simple challenge
I call bullshit on that
Grab it with your teeth
One is all you need
*Falls off cliff*
MOTHER APE ASS!

MOTHER APE ASS! by Pseudomonas the pseudonym man January 9, 2021