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bob pulled an asplat when he forgot he had a parachute
asplat by your uncle-mom April 9, 2010
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ashlatized 

when someone becomes helllaa tight bc they had an opifiny about ashley and how shes so amzing
looks like kyle got ashlatized...look how sexy he is.
ashlatized by iamgayandsexy February 20, 2011

Aplatonic 

Aplatonic, abbreviated Apl (pronounced as "apple") is a term that is used most commonly by a-spec individuals that do not experience platonic attraction or by those who do not relate to the concept of platonic love.

The term has also been used by neurodivergent aromantics (particularly those with a schizophrenia spectrum disorders) and traumatized aro people, who might not desire friendship or other platonic relationships.

Aplatonic does not refer to someone who simply "doesn't have friends" or "doesn't want friends", rather it describes someone who does not experience "platonic crushes" or "squishes" like some a-spec people do. Some aplatonic people may still have strong platonic bonds (though not all desire strong platonic relationships), however they never experience a strong desire to be friends with someone in particular, or feel as though the term "love" can be applied to the relationship

-LGBTA Wiki
dude: can aplatonics have relationships
girl : yes, non platonic relationships such as alterous or queerplatonic relationships are a thing. Even then, aplatonics can form friendships, but they simply don't have a desire to form platonic relationships with someone.
Aplatonic by commiepissbaby69420 September 23, 2020

aplatonic 

not experiencing platonic attraction; having no desire for friendships.
"can i have your skype? i'd love to chat sometime!"
"sorry, dude, i'm aplatonic."
aplatonic by wonderwhat November 19, 2014
To explain, but said with a mexican accent.
Chu don't understand mang? let me asplain it to ju.
Asplain by teehad November 14, 2012
damn it you Asslath!
Asslath by Sir.Xationix March 17, 2021

sam ross-asplet 

Absolutely awesome. There are almost no words to describe him. He is perfect, handsome, amazing, Loyal and Brave. He is extremely talented and has bulging Muscles.
Sam Ross-Asplet is not described by words.
sam ross-asplet by Speedy1226 August 27, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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