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assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
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That stupid fucking word from the Taylor Swift song "Wood" used to censor "dickmatized" that my autism also chose to keep stimming for weeks with the way she says Ah!
OH NO GUYS I'M GETTING AHMATIZED HELP ME! RUN AWAY IT'S THE AHMATIZER!!!

y'all are not ready for this conversation but wood is the best taylor swift song ever #ahmatized #magicwand #ahmatizedswifties #redwoodtree #thatfeelingwhenyougetahmatized #theahmatizer #taylorsahmatizing #ahmatizingphenomenon #iloveahmatizing #hislovewasthekey #getahmatizedforfree #openedmyeyes #mewhenimahmatized #ahmatizedme #itainthardtosee #jointheahmatized #ilovewood #ahmatized
Ahmatized by FuckTaylorSwift November 1, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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