aspfault

1. Road; a peice of concrete
2. A snake who's fault it is
3. An ass who's fault it is

"don't throw that aspfault (road) you aspfault (ass)!"
"that's not an aspfault (road) thats an aspfault (snake)"

by cokefreak December 12, 2003

assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008

ashfault

A word meaning the same as assfault but said ashfault.
Origin: Michigan

Koper: Do you guys race on dirt or ashfault
Rayce: Dirt

by Brennan T S April 19, 2008

Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.

The Assfault Junkies are fucking crazy fast!

by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010

asphault face

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

by Louis December 10, 2004