bLiTch's definitions
A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
Get the roman column crapmug. A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the sleazy spigotmug. After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the fishy flapjackmug. When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.
I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
Get the cum dunkmug. This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 11, 2009
Get the periodic sexmug. This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.
by bLiTcH January 5, 2008
Get the egyptian etch-a-sketchmug. when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them
That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the hot coalsmug.