Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
by Ash1355 November 3, 2015
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Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016
Get the nowhere near the asking mug.something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
person b: wtf
by mouthrat December 28, 2021
Get the asking for a friend mug.Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
by ZenB22 November 2, 2018
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by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016
Get the I'm asking for a friend mug.taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.
food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.
"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."
taking without asking is not cool
"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."
taking without asking is not cool
by the moralist January 4, 2012
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