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A wonderful and beautiful person. Who is kind caring and probably the sweetest person you'll ever know. Asilee is also the one friend who will stay by your side forever. If you find yourself an asilee keep her.
Asilee is my one and only bff
asilee by Genesis Brown-Boon April 15, 2021
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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
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Aileen is the cutest and most unique girl in the world. She is adorable, beautiful, funny, sweet, amazing, smart, talented, independent, down-to-earth, caring...You get the idea. Words will never be able to describe her. She is a one-of-a-kind and you'll only meet someone like her only once in your lifetime. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she will be the best friend you ever had. With her lovely sense of humor and her random crazy moments, there will never be a dull moment with her. With her, you can talk about anything and she will always find a way to make you smile, whether she means to or not. Every time I look at her, I know she is worth all the time and trouble because she is just that special.

*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously
Aileen is the perfect girl.
Aileen by EricLovesAileen November 16, 2014
Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better
see that girl ?

Yea that's ashlee
Ashlee by mami1208 December 21, 2013
Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.
Lilly: Omg Becky did you hear about the new girl Ashlee
George: Yeah I heared she is SO nice
Aileen is a beautiful smart girl who is shy at first but once she gets comfortable around you you’ll truly see how strange and crazy she is. Aileen’s are real risk takers and will probably do anything if you told her to. Warning: almost all Aileen’s are Irish so they are self conscious and once you talk bad about her she will SLAM you. The word Aileen means “light” and is commonly mispronounced as: alien, I-lien, a-leen, Allen (try and get the name right it really pisses them off when people mispronounce her name wrong)
“Look at that girl she’s so pretty and funny”

“She’s a real Aileen”
Aileen by i am better than you February 28, 2018
Ashlee is the best person you will ever meet. She is so amazing and wonderful. She always knows how to get the party starting. She always brightens up the room just by being there. She is the strongest person you will ever meet, she has been through hell and back but she still finds a way to make everyone happy. She may be bitchy to you at first but the more you know her the more of a sweetheart she turns out to be. Ashlee's are always over protective of there close friends and will fight anyone who hurts there friends. She has a great sense of humor and always ready to make a joke. Ashlee's tend to love animals more than you think they could, they love all and any animal and she will fight you on that. If you have an Ashlee keep her close and never let her go.
Person 1: Who's that person petting all those dogs?
Person 2: That's Ashlee she's my soul sister/best friend.
Ashlee by ampdms061717 May 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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