asidine

adjective; word kids use instead of cursing

markie won't asidine come upstairs

by asidinian January 14, 2010

Asininestein

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)

"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."

by Corpania October 8, 2009

Asininery

Asinine·ry

adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.

"Adam insist on talking on speaker phone to his clients, so that the whole office can hear the conversation from his cubicle. This asininery has got to stop or I will have to strangle him with the cord from the handset he is not using!" -asininery.blogspot.com

by Unliketherest September 15, 2011

asinine

ignorant or overly stupid
resembling an ass
pointless

his suggestion to get some phat boots seemed asinine, considering she had no legs.

by thejohns January 22, 2005

Asinine

Official:

1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.

Slang:

1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.

Official:

1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.

Slang:

That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.

by Jafje September 30, 2007

Asinine

Absurd, or dumb.

"Your opinions on that subject are completely asinine."

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

asinine

Completely foolish and stupid.

The war in Iraq is asinine.

by Rand July 10, 2003