1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

Asianitis by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

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Asianification

The process of a non-Asian person becoming Asian.

She now speaks fluent Manglish and gets too cold when the AC is on. She has learned to eat prawn heads, durian and tom yam - the process of Asianification is nearly complete.

Asianification by extravivians October 10, 2011

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Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

Asianitis by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009

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AsianFishing

AsianFishing is when a white person makes their eyes look slanted to copy Asian (mostly eastern) peoples' faces or make themself look Asian in general. It's offensive because it dumbs down Asian people to a single facial feature and reduces their ethnic features to an aesthetic after being made fun of for years.

person A: my coworker likes to do AsianFishing in her free time
person B: wtf

AsianFishing by emo_fag May 13, 2021

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