ash bandit 

Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.

Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'

ash bandit by mids99 November 7, 2009

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

Assbandit by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

assbanditry by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

assbandit 

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

assbandit by Champ February 9, 2002

assbandit 

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

assbandit by naoneo December 20, 2001

assbandit 

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

assbandit by sssharris February 4, 2004