hooray i found an actually undefined keysmash on urban dictionary though i guess that means you didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this one is when you type every single symbol/alphanumeric key on your keyboard in rows-- basically every key that actually *types* something. congrats i guess?
you: jeez i'm so bored i've been entering keysmashes into urban dictionary for twenty minutes trying to find one that hasn't been defined yet
you: *types in `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjl;'zxcvbnm,./ *
you: hey wait, i think i found one with no definition!
me typing this definition: im bout to ruin this mans whole career
Your so bored you typed every key on your keyboard then typed it again.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna go jelqmax?
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfgjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1 again: Damn, your bored.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!