ascensius

the one chill guy at the bar, very swag and cool

gets all the girls, and also has this manly atmosphere around him.

superb personality, respectful and polite, never swears and is the only loyal dude in your squad (waits for you when you tie your shoelace)

also loves only one girl, never cheats

John: “Bro did you see Ascensius just now? All the girls were staring at him”

James: “Lucky guy.”

by kyroz :D February 1, 2021