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asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj

When ur bored so you mash random letters on your computer.

btw congradulations on finding this.
asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj idk what I am doing

ASSdfghjkl 

When someone sits on a computer keyboard and takes a shit on it.
Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”
ASSdfghjkl by joseph blough December 31, 2022

aasdfhlhb 

you're angry. trying to send a message to your mom you messed up eight times. so you just gave up, smashed your fingers into your keyboard, sent it, the went to sleep
Mom: honey can you go by some milk?

You: u realky don'T wan tto
Mom: what?
You: *messes up a million times*
You: aasdfhlhb
aasdfhlhb by Tiny Tato March 9, 2020

AssadFamilyFun 

A Family of. 4 people ( 2 Adults, 2 Children) with an Instagram account that are Persian.
AssadFamilyFun is the best family ever!

zxcvbnm,./aasdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop[]\1234567890-= 

when you type left to right when you are bored in class like I am doing and there is no other thing to do so you are actually reading this instead of doing your work
zxcvbnm,./aasdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\1234567890-= mostly not isn't

ASDASDFGD 

If you forgot What To Say. just say ASDASDFGD
A:Hey I Uhhh ASDASDFGD
B:what the fu-
ASDASDFGD by discordaer August 20, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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