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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Related Words
asasd • asasdf • Asad • alasdair • asaad • asdasd • asanda • Assad • Asadul • asande

ASAGDMFP 

As soon as god damn mother fucking possible .

Archer always have something I can borrow for my own everyday vocabulary and this is no exception. This saying has to get archerized (yup, 'archerizing' is a word now!)
"He needs an extraction asagdmfp"
ASAGDMFP by gigiiya February 4, 2015
When you're unsure if your internet went out or not.

You type random letters in google to see if it connects.
There's not a sentence that goes with asdasd.
asdasd by keNzoM4 June 26, 2019
A hot af girl ,who is generally shy but sweet , she can sometimes be bitchy but only if you get on her bad side
Did you see that girl she totally looks like an Asanda
Asanda by ast.ro.naut October 6, 2019
A really litty person who is crazy stylish and is generally good at life, lol. They forever winnino in every way possible. They are also extremely loyal to everyone around them and are kind but can be bitchy when pushed so she shouldn't fucked with. they can also be a crazy shy person too but overall a good person :)
Dude that girk is so amazing - she is such an Asanda!
asanda by queenofslang August 15, 2017

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd 

This is something someone writes into Urban Dictionary after seeing that there's already a definition of "asdasdasdasd." Obviously there has to be longer strings of "asd," you just have to keep looking!
"I wonder what happens if I took asdasdasdasd, but put more asd..."

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd

genius.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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