Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his openlaptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”
When you are so god damn bored you type every possible thing on your keyboard starting with ` and going down until you reach / then you do the same thing holding shift
ack im about to die of boredom lets just put this random thing in `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Congrats. You took your hand from a to l and back on your Qwerty keyboard.
I know you're in class right now, supposed to be learning about the particle model of electricity, reviewing for the final test before exams. But you're still here messing around on urban dictionary.
You: I should be doing my work, but I'll justwrite asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
Are you really that bored?
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thingever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when [NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite
`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? is when you get bored, and you have a qwerty keyboard so you decide to type every letter on the keyboard. If that is what happened, watch some youtube videos.
im really bored. `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>?
When somebody is supposed to be doing homework, but become bored they type every possible key into the Google search.
Jimmy was supposed to be working on his algebra, but he instead searched `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"