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ASSdfghjkl 

When someone sits on a computer keyboard and takes a shit on it.
Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”
ASSdfghjkl by joseph blough December 31, 2022
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`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

When you are so god damn bored you type every possible thing on your keyboard starting with ` and going down until you reach / then you do the same thing holding shift
ack im about to die of boredom lets just put this random thing in `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa 

Congrats. You took your hand from a to l and back on your Qwerty keyboard.

I know you're in class right now, supposed to be learning about the particle model of electricity, reviewing for the final test before exams. But you're still here messing around on urban dictionary.
You: I should be doing my work, but I'll just write asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa by S-Sclass January 6, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ 

Are you really that bored?
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ Is the thing you just looked up

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321` 

The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when NInja is smashing his keyboard playing [fortnite

`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? 

`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? is when you get bored, and you have a qwerty keyboard so you decide to type every letter on the keyboard. If that is what happened, watch some youtube videos.
im really bored. `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>?

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

When somebody is supposed to be doing homework, but become bored they type every possible key into the Google search.
Jimmy was supposed to be working on his algebra, but he instead searched `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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