WMF 

Whatever Mother Fucker

Guy1: After work are we going to get drunk and punch hookers?
Guy2: WMF

WMF by bgeezus June 2, 2013

WMF 

Wagging My Finger. Used when someone does something wrong, embarrasses themselves or just doing anything that would require you to wag your finger at them. See also SMH.

This dude knows he's wasted and she's stone sober, and has a boyfriend. So why would he embarrass himself and keep throwing himself at her, WMF

WMF by The Goldfather August 31, 2009

WMF 

Acronym for With My Family.

Niggaz know they can't stay with the team so they sell-out. But me imma stay WMF.

WMF by Miq_3000LWA April 27, 2015

wmf 

wagging my finger

used in the same situations as smh. Because who actually shakes their head in disapproval anyway?

Who still uses smh?? wmf

wmf by osiron23 July 20, 2011

wmf 

Acronym for Waking My Family, rapidly becoming an internet colloquialism. It generally suggests an overly-humourous conversation.

hahaha dude please this is too hilarious, you're making me laugh so loud i'm wmf.

wmf by Zhe August 15, 2006

wmf 

Created under highly intoxicated states, the acronym WMF is a variation of WTF. WMF is the expression: 'what ma fuu' and is usually used to represent a degree of shock that far surpasses the acronym WTF.

- "dude we should totally make a volcano room, and we could just use straws to breathe in the outside air!"

- "haha wmf"

wmf by 543SUCKMYD February 3, 2010

WMF 

Washing my face

Him: wyd?

Me:Wmf

WMF by Ddg1099111 August 23, 2019