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Expression used ironically in a mocking tone to suggest that something idiotic someone has done is exactly what any ordinary intelligent person would have done in that situation ... NOT.
After one pedal flew off his pushbike and into the drains near Marie's, he tied one foot to the remaining pedal with twine for the return journey and pedalled extra hard, as you do.

Dizzy Dolly tried to cover up the catshit on the toilet floor by laying down the handle of the toilet brush across it, as you do.
as you do by Fearman October 8, 2007
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A retarded way of saying 'like you do'
Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.
As you do by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018

As If You Do 

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.
Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
As If You Do by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Do as you likey 

Cockney rhyming slang for pikey; a derogatory term for Irish or Romany gypsies or travellers in the UK and Ireland.
1. Lock anything that can be towed in the garage, the do as you likeys have set up camp in the local school field tonight.

2. The do as you likey offered to mend my roof but instead stole all the lead.

3. James was killed by a high voltage arc flash. The police noted that the do as you likeys had ripped up all of the copper earthing cables which would have saved him.

do-as-you-likeys 

Pikeys.

Amusing descriptive rhyming slang for the Romany people who have shared our lands for centuries yet still seem to be fair game when it comes to ethnic insults. And that's how hitler started folks. Probably.
Q: Yeah so have you seen, the do-as-you-likeys have moved into the park?

A: Cool we can all act all middle class and daily mail about it lol.
do-as-you-likeys by jointgib July 1, 2007

As do you 

Fancy was of saying "you do too".
- You look nice today!
- As do you.
As do you by AstroIsOffline May 31, 2023

Do as you're told 

Another word for cocaine
I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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