as par

As expected

"Can you pass me a smoke"
"No get yo lazy ass up"
"As par"

by Barrymcocckiner December 23, 2016

straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 6, 2013

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.

It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015